Sunday, October 29, 2006

proof that vce doesnt matter:

TO MOM: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.Some day I'll visit so you will know your grandchildren.Your loving daughter,Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my enter score...

11 Comments:

Blogger leah waj said...

hehhehehe...ric i this one :)

Sunday, October 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe i showed this to my mom last yr:-)

Sunday, October 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

usually that is chaya paltiel if im not mistaken.

Sunday, October 29, 2006  
Blogger Chaya said...

i no a girl, who wen her mother wasn't listening to her, sed 'ma, i'm pregnant'! her mother paid attention pretty fast then...

Monday, October 30, 2006  
Blogger Mamma Shegaya said...

yeah i gave this to my mum once too.. :)

Monday, October 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leah...chaya gutnick!mwah

Monday, October 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is sick

Monday, October 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does vce stand for?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont wrry leah im sure ull look really cute pregnant!:-p

Tuesday, October 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my ass...?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you let me down leah...
how could you??
:)

Wednesday, November 01, 2006  

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