Sunday, August 27, 2006

just for those of us dorming next year...

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"

6 Comments:

Blogger Chaya said...

a rabbi who teached us told us that a certain yeshiva has only one rule...u can't bring the girl back to ur room...it's a joke we always make abt that yeshiva but it was funny coming from a rabbi!

Monday, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw, on behalf of my class i am apoligising for lack of comments coz we are busy writing exams and maybe they r too busy working to comment...maybe...but i highly doubt it!

Monday, August 28, 2006  
Blogger rivkah said...

leah, i wonder how u knew that story...haha, its payback time!! btw, im planning this whole rlly cool thing, and im seriously gonna pay u back big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could you ask Mr G how much a season pass will be for me?. Thanx
next door

Tuesday, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FREE--- were cheap!

Thursday, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R u that desperate???? that ur givin urself off for free??? come on... its more fun if u play hard to get. mkae it fun

Monday, September 04, 2006  

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