tazizi et hatachat: August 2006

just for those of us dorming next year...

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A SEASON PASS?"

In case you wanted to loose your apetite

Adventurous DiningA man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival.After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks
."Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy.
To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again.
This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."

IN CASE YOU DIDNT HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE BEFOR!

A Case for More Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

IMPORTANT SECURITY ALERT!

Unfortunatly the worst possible scenario has happend---- there are TWO leah waj's ( as if one wasnt bad enogh) [ KIDDING LEAH]
so in the future to difrentiate here are a few hints.
1) any funny postings are made by the fake leah.
2) the real leah dosnt post.
3) the fake leah will say inaproprate and mean comments( that everyones thinking but is to polite and boring to say.)
thank you all
all our love leah and leah

coz the blogs getting boring

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

twins?!?!

rikkel thinks she is mushkies twin hen we all know that rickel is mushkies twin dahh how stupid?
btw leah is amazing!!

mux and ron in the olden days...

ron and leah pac- omg stunning!!

me rix and ron at camp-- how stunners?

mux and ronit the prettyest gals in the world!! AVAILABLE!!

paka, me and devora by the beach

dudu fisher concert

blimi's wedding

leah paka, me and mushkie

a whole bunch of girls at the wedding

me, and blimi (the bride)

beth rivka girls

blimis kitchen tea

everyone who went to the kitchen tea

drinks

me and blimi (the bride)

chilling and talking

welcome party for the OC girls

me, devora and chaya mushka cunin

waiting for the train, that will take us to food

on the way to the bowling alley

every year the year 12's take the Ohel Chana girls out for their first motsei shabbos in australia, this year, we broke tradition and took them to a bowling alley, we had a blast and then after we went to the Rickels house and had yumm food...